did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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