NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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