i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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