is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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