No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
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We need a shit load of segways right now
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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