Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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