how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
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You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
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i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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