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garbage dick
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you win
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Still dying that you shit outside
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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