Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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