Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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