So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I want to walk on stilts...naked
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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