Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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