no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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