Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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