sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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