Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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