I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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