I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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