And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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