well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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