i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
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i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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