Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
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The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
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You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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