I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
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We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
i think my cat just said my name.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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