Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
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I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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