Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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