Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
the liver wants what the liver wants
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
