called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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