Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
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There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
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Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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