exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
