he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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