the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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