I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
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Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
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Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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