I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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