WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
As shirtless as possible
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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