Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
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I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
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Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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