Reggie can tackle my bush.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
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He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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