Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
she peed on how many people?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
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Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
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she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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