Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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