i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
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I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
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You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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