dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
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Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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