Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
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Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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