Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
This beer is not sobering me up at all
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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