so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
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We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
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I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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