Where did you get a picture of my penis
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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