i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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