so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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