Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
We left an ass print on the piano.
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When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Can I color on your dick again?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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