Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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