tell your sister to shave her snatch
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
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dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
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Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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