just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
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Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
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We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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