I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Randomize
