so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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