We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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