He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
She's JV to your varsity
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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