You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
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he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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