i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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