so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
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Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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