My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he fucked my hip out of place.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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