He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
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True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
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You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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